An anally-aquatic, drum-n-bass, car-crash stripping danceshow, all garnished with some body anarchy and a lot of umbrellas, mess and mayhem.

It’s the 50th anniversary of Mary Poppins, it’s only right that we all think about this very special iconic lady in a new, warped, modern fashion – imagine someone like her on a day off – who knows what they might get up to away from those children?

Please stand at the front, where Mouse will be waiting for you – super-fuckin-vaginisma-x-rated- halitosis. A funnel, fist and lube.

Mouse has worked internationally as a performance artist, model and writer. She hates subtle or twee and finds it hard to do sexy. When asked what her influences are she replies “I’ve always been inspired by Disney, I do enjoy pantomime with its big wigs, and make up. I’m also a huge Carry On fan I love that classic English smut. I do find sex all rather silly really. But… my main passion is music.”