Cabaret monstrosity Baby Lame and her mommie dearest Moan Crawful invite you with open arms (and legs) to attend a punk-horror-drag soiree celebrating everyone’s favourite shopping season...Christmas!

Featuring a meaty buffet of festive filth including Santa’s Grotty photo booth, Crap Carol sing-along, short films and performances by some of the London’s most insane cabaret artists. Expect a debauched night stuffed to the brim with Xmas logs, games, tinsel, giblets and gin-infused granny dancing until late.