Not just bad: love poetry so terrible and cringe-worthy, it transcends quality, becoming laugh-out-loud genius.

The worst poet wins in The Anti-Slam Anti-Valentine’s day special. Hosted by Paula Varjack and Dan Simpson, and featuring some of London’s very best poets and performance artists doing their very worst, riotously abysmal love poems.

“The stupidest amount of fun I’ve had.” - Chris Redmond, Radio 4 Poet, Tongue Fu host.

“A delightful sham… a brilliant time.” – Sabotage Reviews