Emre Turkmen

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Personal Brief
I am allergic to anything that calls itself a "scene" but have recently discovered my run-riot allergy tablets and am ready to give the world the benefit of the doubt.

Artists on your radar, shout them out!
Long live Shannon Hoon.

Which is your number one location – and what’s it best for?
Churches, any churches. Cathedrals are even better. Best for marvelling at the achievement of man and forgetting god.

‘Getting creative’, what’s it all about?
Diving into the cesspool that is your ego.

Your Life, Right Now – what’s the soundtrack?
i n r a i n b o w s

What is your idea of a jolly good time?
A stripper who knows your name.

What happened the last time you were a complete disgrace?
A stranger found a photo of my genitals on their digital camera.

In this city, where is your most romantic spot?
Behind the bike sheds.

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