Labour, Tory, Green, SNP? Maybe you'd consider Lib Dem? No, we thought not.. Jump the election starting gun, and cast your vote for who you want to run the UK on May 1st.

But first, let some of the country's most exciting theatre artists make their pitch. We've got candidates representing (sometimes against their will) UKIP and Labour, Greens and Conservatives, and the other lot. We can't guarantee they'll be serious. We promise they won't resemble any stump speech you've ever seen before. But when the bidding for your vote is done, it's down to you to decide who wins The CPT Hustings, and who's in poll position to form the next government.

Artists/candidates making their pitch include Richard DeDomenici, Hester  Chillingworth (Getinthebackofthevan), Thomas Martin, Selina Thompson, Daniel Bye (tbc), and more... (Peter Snow and David Dimbleby have yet to confirm attendance.)