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Dirty Crusty at The Yard Theatre

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Time 21:00
Date 24/10/19
Price £13

Expect ballet, power and BO, Dirty Crusty is the story of a 30-something women who's struggling to improve her life and personal hygiene.

Thursday 24 October - Saturday 23 November, 20:00.

“We must be the women of the future standing here in this bathroom because we look like sex and power, we look like sex and power, and you don’t even know it, standing there in that motherfucking pantsuit.”

Jeanine is determined to improve her life. With sex. With dance. With new hobbies, like horticulture. But self-improvement is hard. Reclaiming your dreams is hard. And personal hygiene is really, really hard.

A new show from writer Clare Barron (★★★★★ Dance Nation, Almeida) and director Jay Miller (★★★★★ This Beautiful Future, ★★★★★ The Crucible).

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COMPETITION: Win 1x pair of tickets to attend Dirty Crusty at The Yard Theatre. To enter the competition, send an email to vienna@run-riot.com with the correct answer in the ‘subject’ line. The winner will be randomly selected.
Please provide three dates in order of preference in which you would like to attend.

Q: Before we begin, I probably ought to mention my trail of thought. Cleanliness - the Ancient Greek Goddess, Hygieia - the Moon - menstrual cycles, and finally, underwear. The question is... In the 1990s, subcontractor Third Generation hired inmates in a South Carolina prison to stitch underwear for which company?
A: .1) Boutique La Vie en Rose .2) Coco de Mer .3) Wolford .4) Victoria's Secret