9pm-2am. Puff - gasp! Turn away from the yellow stained moonlight, take heed and throw yourself blindly at this wild celebration of sophisticated debauchery, elegance and style – with or without your

A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure.
It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (1891)

A Cigarette that bears a lipstick’s traces,
An airline ticket to romantic places;
And still my heart has wings
These foolish things
Remind me of you.
Holt Marvell, These Foolish Things remind me of you (1935)

Dress code: Winston Churchill, Princess Margaret, Noel Coward, Sherlock Holmes, Serge Gainsbourg, Humphrey Boggart, Betty Davies, Sammy Davies jnr, James Dean, Marlene Dietrich, Audrey Hepburn, Denis Leary, Jodie Marsh, Kate Moss, Richard Pryer, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Groucho Marx, Robert de Niro, Tony Ben, Bing Cosby, Eric Morcombe, James Bond, Columbo, Captain Haddock, The Marlboro man, Popeye, The Penguin, Bette Lynch, the Hobbits, Cybyll Fawlty and Pat Butcher... you get the idea.