Super Limited Edition Numbered Homemade Valentine's Card With Download Code

She Makes War (aka Laura Kidd) has made a special Valentine's git for you or your loved one.

"There are only 50 in the world, made from recycled card and OS maps by my very own fair hands. Buy this for you or for a loved one :)

ORDERING INFO - Make sure you leave a "note to merchant" on Paypal letting me know if you want the card addressed inside to you, to another name, or left blank. Fellas, I'm not 100% convinced all ladies will like receiving a card from you via another woman but it might be a good test of a relationship... "

Pre-order includes immediate download of 1 track in your choice of MP3 320, FLAC, or other formats. A link to the complete album will be emailed to you the moment it’s released.

If it's a literary delight you fancy, then look no further than RubiCane's Souvenir.

For the last year and a half, under the name RubiCANE, Ian Bruce has been drawing pornography in all it’s diversity. RubiCANE has represented a broad range of sexual practise, sexuality and physicality in his drawings from Japanese tentacle erotica to disabled porn, from BDSM to scally porn. The delicately executed imagery appear on hotel stationary and postcards or in the form of stencils and crayon on cartridge paper. This has culminated in a silk bound limited edition book entitled SOUVENIR for which he’s invited twenty contributors to write short passages in the form of poems, discourses, short stories, confessions, instructions and lists. A number of these exceptionally talented writers work in the porn industry either as actors or directors and are able to give honest firsthand accounts and insights. Through the exhibition and book sales funds will be raised for an extraordinary charity called Outsiders; an organisation that does invaluable work to recognise the sexual needs of disabled people.

Flick through the book here and order it online here.

See more vaguely Valentinesy ideas here, in the form of some filthy confectionary.